Upon coming in from the yard:
"Hey mom, do you know where my magnifying glass is?"
"And I might need a cup of water too."
shuffle, shuffle, shuffle through my designated "junk drawer"
"You know what I like about this drawer? I never find what I am looking for, but I always find something else fun to take my mind off of it."
"Do you have any lighters around here?"
I guess I'm going to have to start keeping an eye on this one. At least he thought of the cup of water!